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I really shouldn't stoop to this level... and I promise to get back to my serious reviews of wine very soon... but I couldn't resist adding this. It came as one of those emails that gets forwarded around. I guess the scariest thing about this is that it's probably true... Read on.
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Pooh. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Therefore
WATER = Pooh
WINE = HEALTH
Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap.
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Pooh. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Therefore
WATER = Pooh
WINE = HEALTH
Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap.
posted by Ann Latner at 8:34 PM
1 Comments:
Pooh is a bear of very little brain but even he would be appalled by this entry Shame on you.
(point of information: poo is another word for deficate not pooh with an H)
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